The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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