I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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