This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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