we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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