wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
