She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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