I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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