We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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