I don't usually arrange sex via text message
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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