ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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