Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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