It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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