Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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