I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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