As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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