My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Randomize
