just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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