The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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