Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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