What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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