Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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