You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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