In the future we'll all be gay
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I wish i was in the wii world.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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