ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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