WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I've blown a few things in my day
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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