their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
