i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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