Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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