Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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