So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
