sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Randomize
