my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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