Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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