i think my mom watched the whole time
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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