i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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