Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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