Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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