The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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