But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
