just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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