It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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