we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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