no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I look better un-naked...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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