this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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