it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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