THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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