Three words: puerto rican gang bang
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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