i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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