I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
the raccoons are back...
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