is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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