Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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