I wanna bring you to show and tell
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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