I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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