Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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