someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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